Post by Rockinmuffin on May 14, 2007 17:39:13 GMT -5
*Rereads this particular drabble* You know, the more I read this the more I realize how insane I am. O__o Bleh. -____-
Well, here's my insane You x Zetsu. Personally, I think Zetsu is awesome. He's my third favorite character after Kisame and Tobi.
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The first time you had seen Zetsu eat you were both shocked and appalled.
The two of you had been on a simple assassination mission and the target had gone down easy enough. Leader had left you two instructions to dispose of the body. You suggested burning the body.
Zetsu had another idea in mind.
You paled as Zetsu took the first bite out of the corpse. You could feel bile rising up your throat and immediately turned away. Still, this didn’t block the sounds as he bit into the flesh, tearing away at muscles and skin. You chanced another look behind you just in time to see a trail of blood dribble from his lips and down his chin.
You violently threw up your lunch as Zetsu continued to eat his.
The second time you saw Zetsu eat you were curious.
“Why do you eat people?” you asked, your back facing Zetsu. The sight of him eating still made you queasy but you were able to ignore the crunching sounds he made as he ate.
Zetsu raised his head away from his meal, eyeing the back of your head tentatively. “Because they’re tasty.”
You laughed; you didn’t really think his answer was funny but laughing kept your mind off of how frightened you were of him. “I mean, why don’t you just get your nutrients from the sun. You know, like photosynthesis?”
He continued to stare at you before taking another bite of the corpse’s arm, savoring the taste of the raw, bloody meat as it slid down his throat. He licked his lips, enjoying the metallic taste of the life-giving liquid before he redirected his attention back to you. “The Venus fly trap is a carnivorous plant” he answered, gesturing towards the plant that was attached to his shoulders even though you weren’t facing him.
You just nodded your head and kept your attention focused on your feet as you waited for Zetsu to finish his meal.
The third time you saw Zetsu eat you were amused.
“Hey, Zetsu” you called his name. Your back was facing him again as he ate. You were sure that you’d never be comfortable watching Zetsu eat a cadaver, no matter how many times he might do it in your presence. And, really, you didn’t want to get used to it.
“Hmm?” he grunted out around a large piece of flesh, his gaze fixated on your form.
“I know you eat people…” you drawled off, shivering slightly at the thought.
Zetsu quickly swallowed the meat in his mouth, nearly choking himself in the process. “Mm-hm” he grunted, giving you a nod in affirmation even though the action went on unnoticed by you.
“Do you eat animals too?”
“Sometimes,” he replied, “If there’s nothing better to eat.”
“Do you eat any plants? Any fruits or vegetables?” you questioned, twiddling your thumbs in boredom as you waited for the Zetsu’s response.
You heard him let out an indignant snort. “Of course not” he huffed aloud, sounding insulted by the very idea of your inquiry. “That would be cannibalism” he finished as he took another bite out of the corpse.
You smiled and laughed. Even though you couldn’t see it, a part of you knew that Zetsu was smiling too.
The first time Zetsu saw you “eat” he was confused.
“What are you doing?”
You opened a single eye to glance at Zetsu then closed it again. “Eating” you answered as you readjusted yourself on your small patch of grass, your legs outstretched in front of you and your arms supporting you as you leaned back on them. Eventually you just allowed yourself to fall flat on your back, too content with the sun warming your body to care.
“It doesn’t look like you’re eating” he stated, watching you inquisitively with raised eyebrows.
“That’s because I’m getting my nutrients from the sun. You know, photosynthesis.” You opened your eyes again, smiling at peculiar look that had crossed over Zetsu’s features as he continued to stare down at you. “Care to join me?”
Zetsu rolled his eyes, but sat next to you nonetheless.
The sunlight did nothing to fill his belly but he was content enough to just bask in the warmth the sun provided as long as you were at his side.
Well, here's my insane You x Zetsu. Personally, I think Zetsu is awesome. He's my third favorite character after Kisame and Tobi.
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The first time you had seen Zetsu eat you were both shocked and appalled.
The two of you had been on a simple assassination mission and the target had gone down easy enough. Leader had left you two instructions to dispose of the body. You suggested burning the body.
Zetsu had another idea in mind.
You paled as Zetsu took the first bite out of the corpse. You could feel bile rising up your throat and immediately turned away. Still, this didn’t block the sounds as he bit into the flesh, tearing away at muscles and skin. You chanced another look behind you just in time to see a trail of blood dribble from his lips and down his chin.
You violently threw up your lunch as Zetsu continued to eat his.
The second time you saw Zetsu eat you were curious.
“Why do you eat people?” you asked, your back facing Zetsu. The sight of him eating still made you queasy but you were able to ignore the crunching sounds he made as he ate.
Zetsu raised his head away from his meal, eyeing the back of your head tentatively. “Because they’re tasty.”
You laughed; you didn’t really think his answer was funny but laughing kept your mind off of how frightened you were of him. “I mean, why don’t you just get your nutrients from the sun. You know, like photosynthesis?”
He continued to stare at you before taking another bite of the corpse’s arm, savoring the taste of the raw, bloody meat as it slid down his throat. He licked his lips, enjoying the metallic taste of the life-giving liquid before he redirected his attention back to you. “The Venus fly trap is a carnivorous plant” he answered, gesturing towards the plant that was attached to his shoulders even though you weren’t facing him.
You just nodded your head and kept your attention focused on your feet as you waited for Zetsu to finish his meal.
The third time you saw Zetsu eat you were amused.
“Hey, Zetsu” you called his name. Your back was facing him again as he ate. You were sure that you’d never be comfortable watching Zetsu eat a cadaver, no matter how many times he might do it in your presence. And, really, you didn’t want to get used to it.
“Hmm?” he grunted out around a large piece of flesh, his gaze fixated on your form.
“I know you eat people…” you drawled off, shivering slightly at the thought.
Zetsu quickly swallowed the meat in his mouth, nearly choking himself in the process. “Mm-hm” he grunted, giving you a nod in affirmation even though the action went on unnoticed by you.
“Do you eat animals too?”
“Sometimes,” he replied, “If there’s nothing better to eat.”
“Do you eat any plants? Any fruits or vegetables?” you questioned, twiddling your thumbs in boredom as you waited for the Zetsu’s response.
You heard him let out an indignant snort. “Of course not” he huffed aloud, sounding insulted by the very idea of your inquiry. “That would be cannibalism” he finished as he took another bite out of the corpse.
You smiled and laughed. Even though you couldn’t see it, a part of you knew that Zetsu was smiling too.
The first time Zetsu saw you “eat” he was confused.
“What are you doing?”
You opened a single eye to glance at Zetsu then closed it again. “Eating” you answered as you readjusted yourself on your small patch of grass, your legs outstretched in front of you and your arms supporting you as you leaned back on them. Eventually you just allowed yourself to fall flat on your back, too content with the sun warming your body to care.
“It doesn’t look like you’re eating” he stated, watching you inquisitively with raised eyebrows.
“That’s because I’m getting my nutrients from the sun. You know, photosynthesis.” You opened your eyes again, smiling at peculiar look that had crossed over Zetsu’s features as he continued to stare down at you. “Care to join me?”
Zetsu rolled his eyes, but sat next to you nonetheless.
The sunlight did nothing to fill his belly but he was content enough to just bask in the warmth the sun provided as long as you were at his side.
Ever notice how the word "therapist" is just "the" and "rapist" put together? Think about it. 