Gaara's Nightly Fetish

Rating: R

Genre: Comedy, Hentai, Romance (sort of)

Summary: “... So... I could be bad at sex.”

“Well, in a literal sense, you're necessarily not bad at sex, but you're not a Sex God either, Gaara; nobody can be utterly horrid at sexual intercourse and retain a fake orgasm for an hour, unless of course, you were somebody like your father, or Shukaku. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, shall we? Your father’s probably rolling around in his grave right now, wishing to slice me with a carving knife.”

“... That’s besides the point...”

“And what, pray tell, is the point?”

“... The point is... I do hope you realize Shukaku is plotting eighty-nine ways to disembowel your bleeding carcass right now...”

“More than you know, Gaara. More than you know.”

A silly one-shot in which Gaara reveals his true colors; a hidden nocturnal activity he partakes in, one even his own siblings had no clue of, but since when did they become interested in their little brother’s hobbies? Surely, this is a revelation of the millennium! Be the first to discover the darker, naughtier side of our favorite sand shinobi!

Pairing: AuthoressxGaara