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Apr 30, 2007 19:11:49 GMT -5
Post by Rockinmuffin on Apr 30, 2007 19:11:49 GMT -5
Here's where you all can give me some feedback on my story, a'ight? Plus, you can give me suggestions of which Fairy Tale to kill next. x3
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May 24, 2007 17:53:50 GMT -5
Post by lostandtorn616 on May 24, 2007 17:53:50 GMT -5
Itachi's a rotten little pervy weasel. ^_^
Itachi: ... *Gives her one of his many blank stares*
... DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! *Lazy eye twitches* Anyways... *Turns to you, ignoring him* I just want to apologize sincerely for not reviewing this little awesome one-shot (or part of it) you posted a while back; I have no logical reasoning for not reviewing and I'll understand if you feel even a tiny bit of anger, if you don't I'll be utterly confused. *Nods*
... Did I mention Zetsu's a strange little weed? *Chuckles*
Zetsu: We are not weeds, child; we are a Venus fly trap that will devour your bloody carcass. Yes, and we'll chew you up slowly to prolong your misery.[/i]
oO I'll be good! *Cowers* Don't come near me you turdy little flower; I have herbicide and I'm not afraid to use it, you freak-a-zoid! *Waves the (empty) bottle of herbicide threateningly*
Gaara: *Bursts through the window* ... I'm the only one who can impose death threats on her and get away with it! *Sand pours out of his gourd*
Zetsu: ... *Squeaks as Gaara performs his dreaded Sand Coffin*
Itachi: ... *Doesn't seem to care* (Isn't he nice? xD)
Gaara: *Smirks* I feel better now.
*Cheers and dances, blowing a cheap party horn and tosses confetti around the place* Yay! LONG LIVE THE SUPERIORITY THAT IS SABAKU NO GAARA! *Waves a Gaara banner in the air*
Gaara: ... Moving right along. *Turns to you* Since she's too occupied with celebrating my victory over the cannibal house-plant at the moment-
Tobi: *Appears out of nowhere* TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!
Gaara: *Over Tobi's voice* I have been told by a reliable source (who shall remain anonymous for her sake), that your dear friend wishes to ask that you conjure up a parody of-
SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DORKS! *Runs around Gaara in all her chibified glory*
Tobi: Tobi thought it's called Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs? Tobi's a good boy!
Whatever, boi! I say what I want! *Glares at him*
Gaara: ... *Blinks*
Itachi: ... She stole your spotlight.
Gaara: It happens more often than you know of.
Yep! You're right, weasel-boy!
Itachi: ... *Eye twitches*
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
oO Where'd you come from?
Naruto: Your mother! Believe it!
... 'Kay.
Gaara: ... Can I kill these losers now?
Please do.
Tobi: NOOOOOOO~!!!! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!
Gaara: Tobi's a dead boy. And so are the rest of you slackers. Especially you Uzumaki; you don't deserve to take the role of the main character in the show. *Motions to perform his infamous Desert Graveyard*
....! *Watches as Gaara's sand crushes, mutilates, disembowels, and utterly destroys the room and the insignificant people occupying said room* Yay Gaara!
Gaara: Why do you cheer for me everytime I murder someone?
Because your style of killing is bloodier and funnier to watch and praise you for, silly!
Gaara: ... Oh... okay...
So... it's okay with you?
Gaara: I guess. *Shrugs*
I would hope so- HOLY GOD!
Gaara: What? *Sand curls menacingly around him*
THIS REVIEW IS LOOOOOOOONG!
Gaara: ... So?
I've bored my beloved American authoress to death; I might as well have dug her an early grave, purchased a cheap coffin, and stuffed a mummified clone of her down into that hole of rotting decay and death! *Sobs*
Gaara: ... *Is clueless* I'm sure she's alive; regrettably, I'm sure.
oO W-what?
Gaara: ... *Disappears in a vapor of sand*
... He left me. Again. *Sighs and goes out the demolished door to her house*
Everyone else: Hey, we're still alive, miraculously.
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